Voicemail/Text inbox/open post/whatever hi guys

[cendrawasih]

I've been carried off by aliens and can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message!

Comments

[deadandred]

...I hope that's not actually true.

[cendrawasih]

If it was, it'd probably be on the news.

[deadandred]

...Yeah, I guess so.

[cendrawasih]

[THIS IS A HUG HI.]

Hi, by the way.

[deadandred]

[This is a slightly awkward hug back.]

Hey, kid.

[cendrawasih]

I'm glad you're alive! There was a rumor that you weren't and I kinda cried a little.

[deadandred]

Aw, for little ol' me?

[cendrawasih]

I didn't faint this time. I think that's progress.

[deadandred]

I'd think so, yeah.

[willpunchfaces]

How do you manage to get carried off by aliens?

[cendrawasih]

...I was kidding.

[willpunchfaces]

[pfft] Sure you were.

[cendrawasih]

Definitely was.

[willpunchfaces]

Can't you be seriously about anything?

[cendrawasih]

Why?

[willpunchfaces]

Why not?

[cendrawasih]

Because if I'm serious I faint.

[particularly]

Hey, that alien line stopped working when you were ten!

[cendrawasih]

Yeah, but it still gets a reaction.

[particularly]

From weirdos.

[cendrawasih]

From people who have never heard it before.

[particularly]

Man, you told everybody that during the Christmas program when you were in first grade.

[cendrawasih]

I've met people since then. People who call me and hear it.

[particularly]

Okay, okay, maybe it's new to them.

[cendrawasih]

...you think I should change it? To something that doesn't reference kidnapping?