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[cendrawasih]

I've been carried off by aliens and can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message!

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[willpunchfaces]

You can call me Barton.

It's probably safest to stay far away from her, you're right.

[particularly]

Nah. I'm gonna call you Francis.

You look a lot like her little brother.

[willpunchfaces]

Don't call me that!

[particularly]

Buuuuut that's your name.

[willpunchfaces]

Don't make me punch you.

[particularly]

You shouldn't punch me.

[willpunchfaces]

Then you should just call me Hawkeye.

[particularly]

I'm not calling you Hawkeye. Ava's dad is Hawkeye.

[willpunchfaces]

No, my dad is Hawkeye.

[particularly]

Ava's dad is Hawkeye, and Ava's brother is Francis.

[willpunchfaces]

I don't think I like you very much.

[particularly]

What, seriously?

[willpunchfaces]

Seriously.

[particularly]

Why not?

[willpunchfaces]

You're annoying. [like James]

[particularly]

I am not.

[willpunchfaces]

See, right there? That's annoying.

[particularly]

Nope.

[willpunchfaces]

[osudbgousbgous] You are as bad as Ava.

[particularly]

Why do you think we're getting married?

[willpunchfaces]

Because you're insane.

[particularly]

I am not insane. I'm just rambunctious.

[willpunchfaces]

In. Sane.

[particularly]

Nah. Genius.

[willpunchfaces]

[just facepalms]