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[cendrawasih]

I've been carried off by aliens and can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message!

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[deadandred]

...I hope that's not actually true.

[cendrawasih]

If it was, it'd probably be on the news.

[deadandred]

...Yeah, I guess so.

[cendrawasih]

[THIS IS A HUG HI.]

Hi, by the way.

[deadandred]

[This is a slightly awkward hug back.]

Hey, kid.

[cendrawasih]

I'm glad you're alive! There was a rumor that you weren't and I kinda cried a little.

[deadandred]

Aw, for little ol' me?

[cendrawasih]

I didn't faint this time. I think that's progress.

[deadandred]

I'd think so, yeah.

[cendrawasih]

Was there an explosion? Is that how that rumor started?

[deadandred]

...There are generally explosions in my line of work.

[cendrawasih]

I know, it's why I asked.

[deadandred]

So -- maybe? I don't know, there have been a lotta explosions lately.

[cendrawasih]

Are you okay?

[deadandred]

Of course I'm okay, kid, I'm older than your grandfather.

[cendrawasih]

Well, yeah, they're both dead.

[deadandred]

Kinda figured that.

[cendrawasih]

You figured that my grandfathers are dead?

[deadandred]

Yeah, I'm a goddamn genius.

[cendrawasih]

You can give Tony Stark a run for his money.

[deadandred]

Sure I can, sweetheart.

[cendrawasih]

Buckyland has a nicer ring to it than Starkland.

[deadandred]

I guess it does, huh?

[cendrawasih]

I really like it.

[deadandred]

Too bad I'm not a billionaire.