Voicemail/Text inbox/open post/whatever hi guys

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I've been carried off by aliens and can't get to the phone right now, so leave a message!

Comments

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From weirdos.

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From people who have never heard it before.

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Man, you told everybody that during the Christmas program when you were in first grade.

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I've met people since then. People who call me and hear it.

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Okay, okay, maybe it's new to them.

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...you think I should change it? To something that doesn't reference kidnapping?

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...Might be coming across as a little tacky if your mom calls.

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She usually just says that if I'm actually kidnapped, the first thing I do shouldn't be changing my voicemail.

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...Your mom is weird.

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That's old news.

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I love your family, for real.

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Because they're weird?

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Yep.

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Your family isn't much more normal.

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Nope. My dad's kinda nuts.

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Only kinda though.

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Well, he's a genius, too.

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You're going to be just as crazy someday, aren't you?

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Probably already am.

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You are pretty crazy.

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I've got some major problems.

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Really? Maybe I shouldn't marry you.

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Wait! Hey!

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I don't know if I want to marry a crazy person! I'm high-strung! It might not be good for my health.

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I'M NOT THAT CRAZY!